Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Who is the funniest?

Who is the funniest?

 
1. A man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.....


2. A man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.




3. A man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept


4. A man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.


5. A nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills....


6. A man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..


7. A man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.


8. A man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it.....


9. A man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought Sprite was unripe

10. A man who saw something that looked like shit, touched and tasted and said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!!
Thank God I no march on them....


11. A man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM...


12. A man who brushed his teeth because he wants to speak to his girlfrnd on phone


Source: unknown from the internet world

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