Ten good signs if you’re 100% Habesha
You’re 100% Habesha if:
1. At the airport, you are accompanied or received by at least three people.
1. At the airport, you are accompanied or received by at least three people.
2. You have sworn to
eat Injera in every corner of the world; whatever the cost you will find a
means to smuggle it, if forbidden.
3. You always sit
closest to the door of your host inviting you to his/her house for the first
time.
4. You cannot mingle
with other races as long as there are other Habeshas around you.
5. You constantly confuse
between “yes” and “no”.
6. You keep
collections of plates and glasses in your living room that you will ever and never
serve; and also your kitchen is full of things you barely use.
7. You have pictures
of dead people on your wall along with the living ones.
8. You are punctual
only for one business; no kidding with funerals.
9. You dare to
sacrifice even your life to run away from your country; but when you succeed to
do so, you immediately get home sick.
10. You keep on talking
after someone says goodbye.
Goodbye for now dear and
look at sign number 10 again…
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